‘Politics’ Archives
Alex Salmond’s Home Guard
Oh Alex Salmond, how I love thee! Today, Alex Salmond came up with his biggest clanger to date: Scottish troops will not be helping British troops (England, Wales, Northern Irish) in operations, if he has his way. However, anyone with at least 2 seconds of a military background, or any common sense will be asking him several questions on this: 1) What happens to Scottish troops who are [...]
Colin Duffy – Where’s The Justice, Mr Justice Anthony Hart?
Colin Duffy (IRA scum) has been cleared of the murder of 2 British Troops in 2009 (view story here). I just don't get it - Mr Justice Anthony Hart states that, "this was not enough to prove he was part of the murder plot."... and what was "this" you ask? Found in the partially burnt-out getaway car was small amount of DNA from IRA scum, Colin Duffy. DNA found on a belt buckle and latex [...]
State of Justice Using Non-SOPA Conforming Website Host
The irony of this story is just amazoning amazing. Just yesterday, a day after the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) was shelved by congress, the US State of Justice slaps MegaUpload.com (and associated websites) with a lovely notice stating the following; "This domain name associated with the website Megaupload.com has been seized pursuant to an order issued by a U.S. District Court. A [...]
FDO Guide to: Zombie Survival in 2011!
"The British are coming, the British are coming!" was once the call to arms for our friends across the pond (Merry-Cans). These days however, they're more worried about (and quite rightly too) a zombie apocalypse. "THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING, THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!" No, this is not a drill - the CDC&P (Centre for Disease Control & Prevention) has created online material to help [...]
BP vs. Obama-rama. Sucky Corporations vs. Sucky Politicians.
Oh BP, you bunch of complete fuck ups! Obama, you're a Presedential cunt. Why are BP a bunch of fuck ups? It's too late. You had a responsibility to keep our planet Earth clean and tidy. You're in a dirty business, we get that, but how about pouring more money in to prevention? How about cleaning all your other fuck ups up and not just the ones that the media and Obama latch on to? Why [...]
Error 404 – Government not found
If there's one thing worse than a bunch of political fuck ups, it's a bunch of political fuck ups, in a hung-parliament getting nothing done. and a partridge in a pare treeeee Gordon Brown squatting in No. 10. Come back Maggie. No, I'm not joking. For all the good and bad, at least she had balls. Show me a politician who has that now? No, didn't think so. You know what [...]
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Live Debate: Flash Gordon Ponders Fancy Dress Ideas
Anyone been watching the live political debates over the past couple of weeks? Well, I did... for all of 15 minutes. It all started off quite adult like, but within 15 minutes, it had turned in to a typical Question Night squabble and pre-recorded messages. *YAWN*. Then my mind wondered... Spitting Image was a fave show of mine when I was younger - they were brilliant at capturing the [...]
Google Declares War on China.
Well, when I say "China", I actually mean the government. In fact, Google is PRO China, they're just not too keen on their dictatorship, communist way of controlling a country. Just minutes ago, Google (US) announced via its blog that Google.cn has been 301 redirected to Google.hk (Hong Kong). "So earlier today we stopped censoring our search services—Google Search, Google News, and [...]
The DNA Database Debate
Honestly, why do I wake up and watch the Politics Show on Sunday mornings? It just ends up annoying me so much! Wait, what happened to Sunday mornings watching Friends?! Or further back, Planet of the Apes! So, today a bunch of douche bags (and by douche bags, I means politicians) from Labour, Conservative & Lib Dems debated the issue of hold a databse of DNA records. What did I hear? A [...]
